totallynecessary:

I’m sorry to put them on blast like this, but I have to call bullshit on bananas. I love them like family but they get ripe just a little too quick. I’m out here buying 7 bananas thinking I can eat one a day for breakfast but by day 3 I’m left with a pile of mush. Pull yourselves together. Pace yourselves. I’ll see you next week at the fruit stand. We’ll try this again.